Bike broken and nowhere to turn? Well, you may be 'all thumbs' but if at least two are opposable, we can help you fix it! (And if not, we'll help you break it altogether!)
Looking for a truly unique and interactive experience? Come visit the Olfactorium where Amber Jobin, our Mistress of Scent, will concoct a custom perfume just for you, based on your unique, personal preferences.
Monkey cornhole, drunk waiter, banana toss, monkey drag race, Melony... do have what it takes to be a champion?
Dignity? No room for it if you're not pulling your weight!
Just what does one do with all the leftover bits after building a geodesic dome? Why, build a teeny, tiny, miniature 4-foot Dome of Despair… which begs the question, just how many people CAN we fit in it? (The current record is 4... and a half!)
Feeling cranky from the heat? Your new best friend getting on your nerves already? You need to CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND COLOR! Come visit our shaded dome to relax and color your frustrations away. Choose your favorite, beautifully embellished swear word, or perhaps a picture of unicorns being total assholes!